Tuesday, April 20, 2004
The Onion | Yahoo Launches Soul-Search Engine:
"SUNNYVALE, CA - Hoping it will push them to the top of an increasingly competitive market, Internet portal Yahoo has added soul-search capabilities to its expanding line of search tools, company executives announced Monday.
'Capable of navigating the billions of thoughts, experiences, and emotions that make up the human psyche, the new Yahoo soul-search engine helps users find what's deep inside them quickly and easily,' Yahoo CEO Terry Semel said. 'All those long, difficult nights of pondering your place in this world are a thing of the past.'"
"SUNNYVALE, CA - Hoping it will push them to the top of an increasingly competitive market, Internet portal Yahoo has added soul-search capabilities to its expanding line of search tools, company executives announced Monday.
'Capable of navigating the billions of thoughts, experiences, and emotions that make up the human psyche, the new Yahoo soul-search engine helps users find what's deep inside them quickly and easily,' Yahoo CEO Terry Semel said. 'All those long, difficult nights of pondering your place in this world are a thing of the past.'"
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